(641): I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
(319): Good thing spelling doesn’t count.
(256): A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
(860): Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
SO true.
(240): Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
